Serious Black Friday Shopper T-Shirt

They're a different breed. Willing to line up outside a big box store before the sun is even up, or the turkey has made its way though their digestive system. Ready to step on your back to get through those doors the minute they're unlocked. They will throw an elbow if you're between them and a discounted TV with a weird brand name. They will bite a chunk out of your arm to make you let go of the last video game console. If you're not afraid of fighting for a discount with hordes of similarly rabid consumers, you're a serious Black Friday shopper. You probably have the battle scars and war stories to prove it. Pre-trampled and blood-stained, this design will let the other shoppers know you mean business this Black Friday, and warn the amateurs to get out of your way.