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Lunatic Million Words T-Shirt

Lunatic Million Words T-Shirt

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Lunatic Million Words T-Shirt

We've all seen them. Those terribly designed eyesore t-shirts that get shared on social media because of their hyper-specific text.

"Oh my gosh, I was born on the vernal equinox, like pancakes, have a German Shepherd, and my favorite people call me Grandma! This t-shirt seems like it was made for me! Share." Yes, Helen, that t-shirt was made for you because you've pumped so much personal information into the internet that an algorithm knows everything about you, and cobbled together a horrible t-shirt that it knows you're gonna buy. It's not an amazing coincidence, you're an easy mark.

So if you're a vinyl siding company receptionist who owns guinea pigs and is proud you're 1/8th Italian, we can't help you. Maybe check out Facebook? But, if you're a "lunatic that wears shirts that have a million words, eats food, breathe oxygen, was born during a certain month, loves your specific sports team, whatever nationality you happen to be and have terrible taste", do we have a shirt for you! 

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