Attempted Murder T-Shirt

T-Shirt / Gray / S

$ 29.99

Attempted Murder T-Shirt

Name: Attempted Murder T-Shirt
Brand: Chowdaheadz-T-Shirts
SKU: CH-3697-UT-GY-S
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (60 reviews)

$ 29.99

Shirt Type T-Shirt Long Sleeve Ladies

Color Gray

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

Crows: the shiftiest looking birds in all of nature. These two are up to something, you can just tell. Is it petty theft? Arson? Tax evasion? You can safely assume it's probably murder-related.

AND NOW TO OVER-EXPLAIN THE JOKE:

Based on old folk tales and superstitions, a group of crows is called a "murder". There are only 2 crows here, and that can hardly be classified as a group. So, therefore, they wouldn't be considered a "murder". They're trying (or attempting) to become a bigger group. Hence, "Attempted Murder". Get it?

Well this is one way to start a conversation. This hilarious and slightly morbid shirt is perfect for anyone who loves dark humor. With a graphic design of a an attempted murder of crows, this shirt is sure to get a laugh. So whether you're a fan of crime shows or just want to add a little lighthearted fun to your wardrobe, our Attempted Murder T-shirt is a must-have.

Unmatched Comfort: Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton that feels amazing from the very first wear.
Everyday Essential: Lightweight and breathable, perfect for layering or wearing solo all year round.
Built to Last: Durable stitching and high-quality fabric that holds its shape wash after wash.
Style Versatility: A classic unisex fit that looks great on everyone — dress it up or keep it casual.

T-Shirt Size Chart

Select your style below

Classic Fit & True to Size

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width	18"	20"	22"	24"	26"	28"	30"
Length	27"	28"	30"	31"	32"	33"	34"

Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.

Relaxed Crew Neck Fit

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width	16.5"	18.5"	20.5"	22.5"	24.5"
Length	25"	25.5"	26.5"	27.5"	28"

Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.

Classic Fit & True to Size

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	18"	20"	22"	24"	26"	28"
Length	27"	28"	30"	31"	32"	33"
Sleeve	34"	35"	36.5"	37.5"	38.5"	39.5"

Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.

Width: Pit to pit, laid flat
Length: Shoulder to hem
Sleeve: Shoulder seam to cuff (long sleeve only)

CH-3697-UT-GY-S

AI Generated Review Summary

This T-shirt offers a great fit and excellent quality, making it a perfect addition for fans of dark humor and crime shows. The graphic design of the attempted murder of crows is sure to spark conversations and bring lighthearted fun to your wardrobe.

Summary topics

Fit: 22%
Quality: 16%

Review topics: [fit, quality, looks, shirt, service, tee, shipping, exchange].

Review highlights

"Perfect fit, great service and communication, and fast delivery." — Kenneth F.
"Fit is perfect, quality is super soft." — Melissa B.
"Nice t-shirt, good fit, great logo/artwork!" — Jonn D.

Reviews

Accurate description packed well and

"Accurate description packed well and shipped quickly. Very fun and will make a great Christmas gift."

— Jan M. (5/5)

Another cute shirt!

"I know what an "attempted murder" of crows is but not everyone does. I like it ."

— Elizabeth H. (5/5)

Hilarious

"Hilarious"

— John K. (5/5)

Attempted murder

"Fits great looks cool!"

— Kenneth B. (5/5)

Perfect fit for all. The

"Perfect fit for all. The quality of the shirts are top notch. Chowdaheadz is the BEST!"

— Jed M. (5/5)

Something to Crow About!

"Love this shirt. Crow is a family name & this great!"

— LeAnn K. (5/5)

Crows not a crime on comfort,

"I bought the long sleeve version of this shirt,which hits loosely enough to be comfortable cut ,cotton soft,have washed it several times..no shrinkage, silkscreen print wears on a flatter chest, but ok,worth the price for quality and the many comments you're sure to receive!! Fun shirts,especially for bird lovers"

— Mary K. (5/5)

It's not murdah...

"Great shirt! Fit and quality are on point. The only thing that would improve it,,, changing the spelling of murder to "murdah"."

— melanie s. (5/5)

Perfect for my fraternity swag

"Perfect for my fraternity swag collection. Go Crow."

— Michael D. (4/5)

My favorite t-shirt of all

"My favorite t-shirt of all time from Chowda, and I have about ten. Fits true to size, very comfortable, and well made. The humor behind the shirt is unknown by many, adding to its allure. Well done, Chowdaheadz!"

— Stephen M. (5/5)