Crows: the shiftiest looking birds in all of nature. These two are up to something, you can just tell. Is it petty theft? Arson? Tax evasion? You can safely assume it's probably murder-related.

AND NOW TO OVER-EXPLAIN THE JOKE:

Based on old folk tales and superstitions, a group of crows is called a "murder". There are only 2 crows here, and that can hardly be classified as a group. So, therefore, they wouldn't be considered a "murder". They're trying (or attempting) to become a bigger group. Hence, "Attempted Murder". Get it?

Well this is one way to start a conversation. This hilarious and slightly morbid shirt is perfect for anyone who loves dark humor. With a graphic design of a an attempted murder of crows, this shirt is sure to get a laugh. So whether you're a fan of crime shows or just want to add a little lighthearted fun to your wardrobe, our Attempted Murder T-shirt is a must-have.