The Lawn Whisperaah T-Shirt
T-Shirt / Military Green / S
$ 29.99
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The Lawn Whisperaah T-Shirt
$ 29.99
Product Description
Some guys mow the lawn. Others worship it. The Lawn Whisperaah t-shirt is for the second group — the dad who knows the exact mower height for May vs. August, who has opinions about overseeding, and who’ll tell you with a straight face that the grass “could really use the rain.” Bold lettering, retro lawnmower graphic, and zero patience for anyone who walks across the freshly cut lines.
He’s the guy the whole neighborhood asks about fertilizing schedules. He’s the guy who can tell what’s wrong with your lawn from across the street. Soft, lightweight cotton blend in Green, Military Green, or Gray that holds up through a full Saturday of mowing, edging, and yelling at the geese.
Pairs nicely with the rest of our Boston outdoor and yard-life t-shirts for the warm-weather warrior in your house. If you’re hunting for the right Father’s Day pick, this one sits right at the top of our funny Boston dad t-shirts — or check out the Chowdaheadz gift guide for more.
Ships same or next business day from Woburn, MA. Free 45-day returns.
Product Details
- Unmatched Comfort: Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton that feels amazing from the very first wear.
- Everyday Essential: Lightweight and breathable, perfect for layering or wearing solo all year round.
- Built to Last: Durable stitching and high-quality fabric that holds its shape wash after wash.
- Style Versatility: A classic unisex fit that looks great on everyone — dress it up or keep it casual.
Size Chart
T-Shirt Size Chart
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Classic Fit & True to Size
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Relaxed Crew Neck Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.5" | 18.5" | 20.5" | 22.5" | 24.5" |
| Length | 25" | 25.5" | 26.5" | 27.5" | 28" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Classic Fit & True to Size
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
| Sleeve | 34" | 35" | 36.5" | 37.5" | 38.5" | 39.5" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
- Width: Pit to pit, laid flat
- Length: Shoulder to hem
- Sleeve: Shoulder seam to cuff (long sleeve only)
CH-0876-UT-MG-S