No Scotland. No pahty. No exceptions. The No Scotland No Pahty Soccer T-Shirt is the Boston-accent tribute to the most legendary football chant of all time — soft tee in two killer colorways, classic Tartan-meets-Town Line voice, the kind of design that lands every time the Scots take the pitch and every time a pub TV plays a Saturday match.
Available in Gray and Heather Blue across Men's Tee, Long Sleeve, and Ladies cuts, sizes S through 4XL in the Tee, S through 3XL in the Long Sleeve, S through 2XL in Ladies. Light enough for July beer-garden viewing parties, soft enough for the Sunday morning pub session. The kind of tee the New England footy fan with a Tartan-leaning side keeps in steady rotation.
Cluster up with the rest of our sports apparel for the full lineup. Pair with our Boston t-shirts for the local crew set. Browse our New England t-shirts for more.
Ships same or next business day from Woburn, MA. Free 45-day returns.
T-Shirt Size Chart
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| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.5" | 18.5" | 20.5" | 22.5" | 24.5" |
| Length | 25" | 25.5" | 26.5" | 27.5" | 28" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
| Sleeve | 34" | 35" | 36.5" | 37.5" | 38.5" | 39.5" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 13 reviews.
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"I purchased a tshirt from Chawdaheads, the Scotland tshirt. Came quickly and the quality is great! I actually ordered more shirts for gifts. So many Boston designs that are so different from others. . great designs and prices! And they are local! ❤️"
"Such a fun design after the contagious Scotland World Cup Tartan Army hitting Boston. Love it!"
"Great quality and great price never disappointed with products"
"I love my Scotland shirt and will wear it proudly even though Scotland is no longer in the World Cup."
"T-shirt is great. Fits well and made well. Wound gladly purchase other items."
"Fits well, bought a XXL and good fit."
"My son loves his new shirt! It is now the favorite."
"Love it and have been wearing it proudly."
"EXCELLENT TSHIRT comfy soft outstanding"
"Great design! Arrived fast. . . thanks!"
