This Turkey Day, let this tee serve as a gentle reminder to friends and family that when the meal is over and the dishes are being done, you'll be near-lifeless on the couch or recliner. Pop this tee on post-meal as you digest and let tryptophan do its thing. There's no need to check for a pulse or breathing, you're in a turkey coma. Just keep quiet and tread lightly, you'll be back amongst the living just in time for pie. It's the perfect addition to your Thanksgiving attire.