Three Point Stance Uncle Sam t-shirt with Uncle Sam football graphic — funny patriotic football tee

Three Point Stance Uncle Sam T-Shirt

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$ 29.99
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Three Point Stance Uncle Sam t-shirt with Uncle Sam football graphic — funny patriotic football tee
Three Point Stance Uncle Sam T-Shirt

Three Point Stance Uncle Sam T-Shirt

$ 29.99
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Uncle Sam in a three-point stance. Yes, that’s the design. The Three Point Stance Uncle Sam t-shirt is the absurd-but-correct patriotic football flex for the dad who treats Sundays in September as both football and Independence Day, who’d argue Uncle Sam was always meant to play tight end, and who lives for the joke. Bold Uncle Sam football graphic, soft cotton blend.

Light enough for hot September games, soft enough for the post-game cookout. He’ll wear it through every Sunday football weekend and every patriotic-meets-pigskin occasion that calls for it.

Pairs nicely with the Happy Fourth Uncle Sam USA t-shirt for the full Uncle Sam combo. Browse the rest of our Boston football t-shirts and gear, and the Chowdaheadz gift guide is ready for Father’s Day.

Ships same or next business day from Woburn, MA. Free 45-day returns.
Product Details
  • Unmatched Comfort: Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton that feels amazing from the very first wear.
  • Everyday Essential: Lightweight and breathable, perfect for layering or wearing solo all year round.
  • Built to Last: Durable stitching and high-quality fabric that holds its shape wash after wash.
  • Style Versatility: A classic unisex fit that looks great on everyone — dress it up or keep it casual.
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Classic Fit & True to Size
Size SMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Width 18"20"22"24"26"28"30"
Length 27"28"30"31"32"33"34"

Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.

Relaxed Crew Neck Fit
Size SMLXL2XL
Width 16.5"18.5"20.5"22.5"24.5"
Length 25"25.5"26.5"27.5"28"

Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.

Classic Fit & True to Size
Size SMLXL2XL3XL
Width 18"20"22"24"26"28"
Length 27"28"30"31"32"33"
Sleeve 34"35"36.5"37.5"38.5"39.5"

Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.

  • Width: Pit to pit, laid flat
  • Length: Shoulder to hem
  • Sleeve: Shoulder seam to cuff (long sleeve only)
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Uncle Sam is The Man!

"Massively impressed with Uncle Sam in the three-point stance. This will be a headliner for his 250th birthday party. Thanks, Chowdaheadz!"

— David D. (5/5)

"Awesome!"

— Elizabeth (5/5)

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"Luv this shirt! Bought one for myself & one for my hubby. They became our 4th of July shirts. We got so many fun comments from people."

— Kim M. (5/5)

Love this shirt!

"Love this shirt! Have multiple variations! Cool design. Great quality!"

— Albert S. (5/5)

Perfect 4th of July shirt for New England

"It doesn’t get better than this shirt for a New England 4th of July. Plenty of comments, compliments and smiles when wearing it."

— Nigel N. (5/5)

Big big fan.

"Love all the New England flavor in all the shirts. Get all kinds of compliments in Florida. Great quality."

— John P. (5/5)

Quality tshirt

"Another quality shirt 💪🇺🇲"

— Jimmy B. (5/5)

great shirt had it on

"great shirt had it on for 4th of July you guys do a good job"

— henry s. (5/5)

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