Something In My Teeth Shark T-Shirt
Product Description
Is there anything more mortifying that realizing you've had something in your teeth for who knows how long? Oh no, how long has it been there? Who have I talked to? Did they notice? Now imagine if you were an apex predator and your reputation with the entire ocean was at stake. No one's gonna take your seriously with some diver's remnants dangling from your rows and rows of teeth. Grab this tee before your next trip to the beach and watch everyone who sees it quickly lick their own teeth, just in case.
Product Details
- Unmatched Comfort: Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton that feels amazing from the very first wear.
- Everyday Essential: Lightweight and breathable, perfect for layering or wearing solo all year round.
- Built to Last: Durable stitching and high-quality fabric that holds its shape wash after wash.
- Style Versatility: A classic unisex fit that looks great on everyone — dress it up or keep it casual.
Size Chart
T-Shirt Size Chart
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| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.5" | 18.5" | 20.5" | 22.5" | 24.5" |
| Length | 25" | 25.5" | 26.5" | 27.5" | 28" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
| Sleeve | 34" | 35" | 36.5" | 37.5" | 38.5" | 39.5" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
- Width: Pit to pit, laid flat
- Length: Shoulder to hem
- Sleeve: Shoulder seam to cuff (long sleeve only)