No Scotland No Pahty Soccer T-Shirt
T-Shirt / Gray / S
$ 29.99
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No Scotland No Pahty Soccer T-Shirt
$ 29.99
Product Description
No Scotland. No pahty. No exceptions. The No Scotland No Pahty Soccer T-Shirt is the Boston-accent tribute to the most legendary football chant of all time — soft tee in two killer colorways, classic Tartan-meets-Town Line voice, the kind of design that lands every time the Scots take the pitch and every time a pub TV plays a Saturday match.
Available in Gray and Heather Blue across Men's Tee, Long Sleeve, and Ladies cuts, sizes S through 4XL in the Tee, S through 3XL in the Long Sleeve, S through 2XL in Ladies. Light enough for July beer-garden viewing parties, soft enough for the Sunday morning pub session. The kind of tee the New England footy fan with a Tartan-leaning side keeps in steady rotation.
Cluster up with the rest of our sports apparel for the full lineup. Pair with our Boston t-shirts for the local crew set. Browse our New England t-shirts for more.
Ships same or next business day from Woburn, MA. Free 45-day returns.
Product Details
- Unmatched Comfort: Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton that feels amazing from the very first wear.
- Everyday Essential: Lightweight and breathable, perfect for layering or wearing solo all year round.
- Built to Last: Durable stitching and high-quality fabric that holds its shape wash after wash.
- Style Versatility: A classic unisex fit that looks great on everyone — dress it up or keep it casual.
Size Chart
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Classic Fit & True to Size
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Relaxed Crew Neck Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.5" | 18.5" | 20.5" | 22.5" | 24.5" |
| Length | 25" | 25.5" | 26.5" | 27.5" | 28" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Classic Fit & True to Size
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
| Sleeve | 34" | 35" | 36.5" | 37.5" | 38.5" | 39.5" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
- Width: Pit to pit, laid flat
- Length: Shoulder to hem
- Sleeve: Shoulder seam to cuff (long sleeve only)
CH-1638-UT-GY-S