It's D.A.D. Not A.T.M. Hoodie
Charcoal / S
$ 49.99
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It's D.A.D. Not A.T.M. Hoodie
$ 49.99
Product Description
His wallet’s open. His ATM card is not. The “It’s D.A.D. Not A.T.M.” hoodie is the comeback every dad’s been waiting for — the official response to “can I have twenty bucks?” delivered with a straight face and a knowing smirk. Bold lettering, retro acronym graphic, and a soft fleece pullover that says it before he has to.
Soft, midweight cotton-poly fleece — comfortable enough for the couch, recognizable enough that the kids stop asking. He’ll wear it on errands, weekend mornings, and any time he wants to make the joke without saying it out loud. The kind of hoodie that gets compliments from every other dad at the hardware store.
Pairs nicely with the Do I Look Like I’m Made Outta Money hoodie for the full dad-money-joke combo, or browse the rest of our funny Boston dad t-shirts and hoodies for more dad humor. The Chowdaheadz gift guide is ready for Father’s Day.
Ships same or next business day from Woburn, MA. Free 45-day returns.
Product Details
- Your Everyday Go-To: A hoodie you’ll actually reach for daily — soft, reliable, and effortlessly stylish.
- Streetwear Ready: Clean lines and a modern unisex fit that looks sharp whether you’re chilling or stepping out.
- All-Season Comfort: Midweight fleece that keeps you cozy in the cold but breathable enough for layering year-round.
- Made to Move With You: Durable construction and a relaxed feel built for workdays, weekends, and everything in between.
Size Chart
Hoodie
Classic Fit & True to Size
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 27" | 28" |
| Length | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
| Sleeve | 34.5" | 35.5" | 36.5" | 37.6" | 38.5" | 39.5" |
- Width: Pit to pit, laid flat
- Length: Shoulder to hem
- Sleeve: Shoulder seam to cuff
Heather colors are 80% Cotton/20% Polyester. Gray is 75% Cotton/25% Polyester.
CH-1183-HS-CC-S