I'm Not Old I'm Retro T-Shirt
T-Shirt / Gray / S
$ 29.99
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I'm Not Old I'm Retro T-Shirt
$ 29.99
Product Description
Not old. Retro. The “I’m Not Old I’m Retro” t-shirt is for the dad who’s still got the cassette collection in the basement, who’d argue analog sound is better, and who’s not embarrassed to wear flared anything. Bold lettering, retro 70s-music graphic, and a soft cotton blend made for the long Saturday afternoons.
Light enough for July porch hangs, soft enough for the deck chair. He’ll wear it for cookouts, errands, and any time he wants to remind everyone that vinyl came back for a reason.
Pairs nicely with the I’m Not Old I’m Vintage T-Shirt for the full retro-dad combo, or browse the rest of our funny Boston dad t-shirts. The Chowdaheadz gift guide is ready for Father’s Day.
Ships same or next business day from Woburn, MA. Free 45-day returns.
Product Details
- Unmatched Comfort: Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton that feels amazing from the very first wear.
- Everyday Essential: Lightweight and breathable, perfect for layering or wearing solo all year round.
- Built to Last: Durable stitching and high-quality fabric that holds its shape wash after wash.
- Style Versatility: A classic unisex fit that looks great on everyone — dress it up or keep it casual.
Size Chart
T-Shirt Size Chart
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Classic Fit & True to Size
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Relaxed Crew Neck Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.5" | 18.5" | 20.5" | 22.5" | 24.5" |
| Length | 25" | 25.5" | 26.5" | 27.5" | 28" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Classic Fit & True to Size
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
| Sleeve | 34" | 35" | 36.5" | 37.5" | 38.5" | 39.5" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
- Width: Pit to pit, laid flat
- Length: Shoulder to hem
- Sleeve: Shoulder seam to cuff (long sleeve only)
CH-3686-UT-GY-S