Not old. Retro. The “I’m Not Old I’m Retro” t-shirt is for the dad who’s still got the cassette collection in the basement, who’d argue analog sound is better, and who’s not embarrassed to wear flared anything. Bold lettering, retro 70s-music graphic, and a soft cotton blend made for the long Saturday afternoons.
Light enough for July porch hangs, soft enough for the deck chair. He’ll wear it for cookouts, errands, and any time he wants to remind everyone that vinyl came back for a reason.
Pairs nicely with the I’m Not Old I’m Vintage T-Shirt for the full retro-dad combo, or browse the rest of our funny Boston dad t-shirts. The Chowdaheadz gift guide is ready for Father’s Day.
Ships same or next business day from Woburn, MA. Free 45-day returns.
T-Shirt Size Chart
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| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.5" | 18.5" | 20.5" | 22.5" | 24.5" |
| Length | 25" | 25.5" | 26.5" | 27.5" | 28" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
| Sleeve | 34" | 35" | 36.5" | 37.5" | 38.5" | 39.5" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 3 reviews.
Review topics: ["shirt","service"].
"Good quality, fun"
"Great shirt. I have had a lot of fun with it"
"Well-made shirt, very soft, made the old geezer laugh. Service was impeccable as always!"
