I'm Not Drunk T-Shirt
T-Shirt / Green / S
$ 29.99
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I'm Not Drunk T-Shirt
$ 29.99
Product Description
The I’m Not Drunk T-Shirt brings wicked New England humor to your everyday wardrobe with a punchline that gets laughs wherever you go. Printed on ultra-soft ring-spun cotton, this tee feels great from the first wear and delivers breathable comfort whether you’re out on the town or relaxing at home — perfect for layering under hoodies in cooler months or wearing solo when it’s warm.
Featuring a classic unisex fit and a bold humorous graphic that reads like something only a true local would rock, this shirt is the ideal conversation starter at backyard cookouts, pub nights, or game-day hangouts. It’s crafted for durability with quality stitching that stands up wash after wash, so you can rep your humor and New England pride for years to come.
Looking for a wicked awesome gift? This tee makes a great present for friends, siblings, or anyone who loves a good laugh and the Boston & New England T-Shirts Collection of local pride designs. Pair it with a cozy hoodie from our Best Sellers Apparel for the perfect layered look. Chowdaheadz tees are designed and printed right here in New England, so you know you’re getting quality and style crafted with hometown spirit.
Product Details
- Unmatched Comfort: Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton that feels amazing from the very first wear.
- Everyday Essential: Lightweight and breathable, perfect for layering or wearing solo all year round.
- Built to Last: Durable stitching and high-quality fabric that holds its shape wash after wash.
- Style Versatility: A classic unisex fit that looks great on everyone — dress it up or keep it casual.
Size Chart
T-Shirt Size Chart
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Classic Fit & True to Size
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Relaxed Crew Neck Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.5" | 18.5" | 20.5" | 22.5" | 24.5" |
| Length | 25" | 25.5" | 26.5" | 27.5" | 28" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Classic Fit & True to Size
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
| Sleeve | 34" | 35" | 36.5" | 37.5" | 38.5" | 39.5" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
- Width: Pit to pit, laid flat
- Length: Shoulder to hem
- Sleeve: Shoulder seam to cuff (long sleeve only)
CH-0318-UT-GN-S