There's something about the ballpahk that changes the way you view the world. The seats aren't that hard. The beer tastes better slightly warm. Even the hot dogs taste better. What's their secret? The water? That metal thing the guy's carrying on his head? The wax paper? Is it the fact you shelled out 6 bucks for one, and you're tricking yourself into thinking it was worth it? In any case, if you boil up a frank at home and throw it on a bun, you know it's not gonna taste the same. You're missing the ambiance. It's not Fenway. This tee is perfect for your next trip to the ballpahk, just be careful not to drip any mustard on it.