Who Needs Fingers? T-Shirt
T-Shirt / Navy / S
$ 29.99
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Who Needs Fingers? T-Shirt
$ 29.99
Product Description
Some traditions are non-negotiable. The Who Needs Fingers? t-shirt is the dark-humor July 4th flex for the dad who’d argue lighting the M-80 yourself is part of the patriotic experience, who treats the disclaimer on the box as a suggestion, and who’s got every finger-related warning memorized but ignored. Bold pun lettering with retro fireworks graphic, soft cotton blend.
Light enough for hot July deck Saturdays, soft enough for the chair after. He’ll wear it through every patriotic weekend that involves a sparkler, a Roman candle, and a quiet promise to be careful (mostly).
Pairs nicely with the F Yeah\! Freedom\! Bald Eagle t-shirt for the full irreverent-July-4th combo. Browse the rest of our Boston summer and cookout t-shirts, and the Chowdaheadz gift guide is ready for July 4th.
Ships same or next business day from Woburn, MA. Free 45-day returns.
Product Details
- Unmatched Comfort: Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton that feels amazing from the very first wear.
- Everyday Essential: Lightweight and breathable, perfect for layering or wearing solo all year round.
- Built to Last: Durable stitching and high-quality fabric that holds its shape wash after wash.
- Style Versatility: A classic unisex fit that looks great on everyone — dress it up or keep it casual.
Size Chart
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Classic Fit & True to Size
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Relaxed Crew Neck Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.5" | 18.5" | 20.5" | 22.5" | 24.5" |
| Length | 25" | 25.5" | 26.5" | 27.5" | 28" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Classic Fit & True to Size
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
| Sleeve | 34" | 35" | 36.5" | 37.5" | 38.5" | 39.5" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
- Width: Pit to pit, laid flat
- Length: Shoulder to hem
- Sleeve: Shoulder seam to cuff (long sleeve only)
CH-3596-UT-NY-S