It's elusive, but this mythical creature has been spotted in the vicinity of cookouts and other celebrations, usually in early July. He's attracted to the sound of fireworks, the smell of grills, and anything red white & blue. This July 4th, keep your eyes on the tree line and you might catch a quick glimpse of a red, white, and blue blur, or see a sparkler going deep in the forest. It's Uncle Samsquatch, the most patriotic of all the cryptids. The perfect tee for celebrating your independence in style.