Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Oh, it is. It toootally is. I'm sure that dorsal fin out there is just a dolphin. A happy, playful dolphin that just wants to swim and frolic with you. Everyone on the beach is screaming because they're so happy. Relax, just head out a little further in the water. I think that lifeguard is whistling cuz you look so good in your bathing suit. Nothing to worry about, the water's great! Grab this tee before your next trip to the beach and remind everyone to keep their head on a swivel, and it's not just beachgoers out there in the ocean.