Is your house littered with pizza boxes? Are there sauce stains on most of your shirts? If you don't order from your favorite pizza place for a few days do they send the cops out for a wellness check? If you don't care when you eat it, where it came from, or if it's hot or cold; those are all telltale signs of a classic pizza addict. Grab this tee and advertise your slice vice proudly. Try not to get sauce on it.