No 'Pane, No Gain T-Shirt
T-Shirt / Charcoal / S
$ 29.99
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No 'Pane, No Gain T-Shirt
$ 29.99
Product Description
No ’pane, no gain. The kitchen-dad mantra in three words. The No ’Pane, No Gain t-shirt is for the dad who runs the pizza Friday operation like a wood-fired pizzeria, who’s got a sourdough starter named after a relative, and who’d argue homemade bread is the only bread worth eating. Bold pun lettering, retro pizza-pane graphic, and a soft cotton blend made for the kitchen.
Light enough for hot oven mornings, soft enough for the after-dinner couch. He’ll wear it for pizza nights, Saturday baking marathons, and any long afternoon where the kitchen counter’s covered in flour.
Pairs nicely with the rest of our Boston food and drink apparel for the full kitchen-dad lineup, or browse our funny Boston dad t-shirts. The Chowdaheadz gift guide is ready for Father’s Day.
Ships same or next business day from Woburn, MA. Free 45-day returns.
Product Details
- Unmatched Comfort: Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton that feels amazing from the very first wear.
- Everyday Essential: Lightweight and breathable, perfect for layering or wearing solo all year round.
- Built to Last: Durable stitching and high-quality fabric that holds its shape wash after wash.
- Style Versatility: A classic unisex fit that looks great on everyone — dress it up or keep it casual.
Size Chart
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Classic Fit & True to Size
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Relaxed Crew Neck Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.5" | 18.5" | 20.5" | 22.5" | 24.5" |
| Length | 25" | 25.5" | 26.5" | 27.5" | 28" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Classic Fit & True to Size
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
| Sleeve | 34" | 35" | 36.5" | 37.5" | 38.5" | 39.5" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
- Width: Pit to pit, laid flat
- Length: Shoulder to hem
- Sleeve: Shoulder seam to cuff (long sleeve only)
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