Not old. Old fashioned. Two letters of difference, a whole lot of cocktail. The I’m Not Old Just Old Fashioned t-shirt is for the dad who’s earned every gray hair, who’s got a bourbon shelf older than his nieces, and who’d order an old fashioned at a smoothie bar on principle. Bold lettering, retro rocks-glass graphic, and a soft cotton blend made for the porch.
Light enough for July happy hours, soft enough for the deck chair. He’ll wear it for cookouts, family dinners, and the long Saturdays where a properly-built cocktail is the whole afternoon.
Pairs nicely with the Old Fashioned Christmas t-shirt for the full cocktail-dad combo, or browse the rest of our Boston beer and drinking apparel. The Chowdaheadz gift guide is ready for Father’s Day.
Ships same or next business day from Woburn, MA. Free 45-day returns.
T-Shirt Size Chart
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| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.5" | 18.5" | 20.5" | 22.5" | 24.5" |
| Length | 25" | 25.5" | 26.5" | 27.5" | 28" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
| Sleeve | 34" | 35" | 36.5" | 37.5" | 38.5" | 39.5" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 2 reviews.
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"It’s a ladies size so if fits better than a unisex t-shirt. It looks exactly as it looks in the picture!"
"Bought it as a birthday gift for a buddy who drinks old fashioneds. He loved it"
