I'm Not Old Just Old Fashioned T-Shirt
T-Shirt / Charcoal / S
$ 29.99
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I'm Not Old Just Old Fashioned T-Shirt
$ 29.99
Product Description
Not old. Old fashioned. Two letters of difference, a whole lot of cocktail. The I’m Not Old Just Old Fashioned t-shirt is for the dad who’s earned every gray hair, who’s got a bourbon shelf older than his nieces, and who’d order an old fashioned at a smoothie bar on principle. Bold lettering, retro rocks-glass graphic, and a soft cotton blend made for the porch.
Light enough for July happy hours, soft enough for the deck chair. He’ll wear it for cookouts, family dinners, and the long Saturdays where a properly-built cocktail is the whole afternoon.
Pairs nicely with the Old Fashioned Christmas t-shirt for the full cocktail-dad combo, or browse the rest of our Boston beer and drinking apparel. The Chowdaheadz gift guide is ready for Father’s Day.
Ships same or next business day from Woburn, MA. Free 45-day returns.
Product Details
- Unmatched Comfort: Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton that feels amazing from the very first wear.
- Everyday Essential: Lightweight and breathable, perfect for layering or wearing solo all year round.
- Built to Last: Durable stitching and high-quality fabric that holds its shape wash after wash.
- Style Versatility: A classic unisex fit that looks great on everyone — dress it up or keep it casual.
Size Chart
T-Shirt Size Chart
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Classic Fit & True to Size
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Relaxed Crew Neck Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.5" | 18.5" | 20.5" | 22.5" | 24.5" |
| Length | 25" | 25.5" | 26.5" | 27.5" | 28" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Classic Fit & True to Size
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
| Sleeve | 34" | 35" | 36.5" | 37.5" | 38.5" | 39.5" |
Navy is 100% Cotton. Gray is 90/10. All other colors are 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
- Width: Pit to pit, laid flat
- Length: Shoulder to hem
- Sleeve: Shoulder seam to cuff (long sleeve only)
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