I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage Santa Hoodie
Gray / S
$ 49.99
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I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage Santa Hoodie
$ 49.99
Product Description
Santa’s not old. He’s vintage. The “I’m Not Old, I’m Vintage Santa” hoodie is the holiday flex for the dad — or grandpa — who plays Santa unofficially every year, who’s got the laugh down, and who takes Christmas seriously enough to wear the gear. Bold lettering, retro Santa graphic, and a soft fleece pullover built for the December mantle-decorating, tree-trimming, present-wrapping season.
Soft, midweight cotton-poly fleece — perfect for Christmas Eve duties, holiday parties, and the long lazy stretch between Christmas and New Year’s. He’ll wear it through the whole holiday season and reach for it again next December.
Pairs nicely with the Old Fashioned Christmas hoodie for the full holiday-dad lineup, or browse the rest of our funny Boston dad t-shirts and hoodies. The Chowdaheadz gift guide is ready for Christmas and Father’s Day.
Ships same or next business day from Woburn, MA. Free 45-day returns.
Product Details
- Your Everyday Go-To: A hoodie you’ll actually reach for daily — soft, reliable, and effortlessly stylish.
- Streetwear Ready: Clean lines and a modern unisex fit that looks sharp whether you’re chilling or stepping out.
- All-Season Comfort: Midweight fleece that keeps you cozy in the cold but breathable enough for layering year-round.
- Made to Move With You: Durable construction and a relaxed feel built for workdays, weekends, and everything in between.
Size Chart
Hoodie
Classic Fit & True to Size
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 27" | 28" |
| Length | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
| Sleeve | 34.5" | 35.5" | 36.5" | 37.6" | 38.5" | 39.5" |
- Width: Pit to pit, laid flat
- Length: Shoulder to hem
- Sleeve: Shoulder seam to cuff
Heather colors are 80% Cotton/20% Polyester. Gray is 75% Cotton/25% Polyester.
CH-0748-HS-GY-S