Ah, rotaries. They're what separate the locals from the out-of-staters. They're not complicated, but there's something about that big white sign that strikes fear in people who probably shouldn't have licenses to begin with. At any given time in Massachusetts, a rotary most likely contains someone who just can't handle it. Whether they stopped completely before entering, are going far too slow through it, or they have no concept of lanes and are zig-zagging their way through, hoping for a miracle, it's enough to make you wanna yell "Relax, It's Just a F---in' Rotary!" Grab this pre-censored tee as a friendly tip for anyone driving in Massachusetts.