If you love your motor loud verse these new electric bikes, then you're not old, you're vintage.  If you'd rather spend your weekends rebuilding your carburetor, then you're not old, you're vintage.  If you love the smell of burning gasoline in the morning, then... you get the picture.  This is the perfect shirt for any classic bike lovah.  Keep on rocking in the free world and don't let anyone tell you it's time to sell your baby.  So, dust off that helmet, put on this wicked awesome t-shirt, and hit the open road!