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Toilet Paper Hoarder Hoodie

Toilet Paper Hoarder Hoodie

Regular price $ 39.99
Regular price Sale price $ 39.99
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Our hooded sweatshirts are super soft, great quality, always in stock & ready to ship fast. We offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee, free returns, and ship it fast. ( Hoodies run true to size but If on the cusp consider a size up)

Toilet Paper Hoarder Hoodie

Kick rocks Dracula, Wolfman, and Frankenstein, 2020 gave rise to a new terrifying monster. The Toilet Paper Hoarder. Like zombies crave brains, the Toilet Paper Hoarder is driven by one thing - any and every inch of toilet tissue it can get its hands on. It hunts without conscience, leaving its unsuspecting victims desperate and wondering if paper towel would hurt. Scare everyone in your path this Halloween with this Hoodie.

  • 8.5 oz./yd 60/40 cotton/polyester blend fleece
  • Gray Heather is 75/25 cotton/polyester
  • Standard fit
  • Jersey lined hood
  • Double-needle sewing on all seams
  • Twill neck tape
  • 1x1 ribbing at cuffs & waistband
  • Draw strings with metal eyelets
  • Pouch pocket

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Chowdaheadz has been in business for 20+ years, serving you from our New England / Boston area headquarters. We take pride in our fast shipping, great customer service, and quality products. We stand by what w sell & offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee, free returns and will ship wicked fast!