Socially Distant T-Shirt

You're the newest (and only) member of an exclusive club that's just been established. Show off your social distancing skills with a tee that no one else should ever see! With fine print informing any close-talkers and personal-space-invaders that they should back up. As an added bonus, it can be used to get out of any small talk conversations you want to avoid. Just point! You're doing your part.