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Raisins Are Not Candy Hoodie

Raisins Are Not Candy Hoodie

Regular price $ 39.99
Regular price Sale price $ 39.99
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Our hooded sweatshirts are super soft, great quality, always in stock & ready to ship fast. We offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee, free returns, and ship it fast. ( Hoodies run true to size but If on the cusp consider a size up)

Raisins Are Not Candy Hoodie

This hoodie is a Public Service Announcement on behalf of all the trick or treaters out there. NO ONE WANTS RAISINS. C'mon, don't be that house. If they weren't wearing masks you'd see the disappointment on their faces. There's a reason store endcaps are overflowing with candy, and not gross dried fruit. You're a step above the house that gives out toothbrushes, but you need to do better. Or don't be surprised if you're hosing dried egg off your siding on November 1st.

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