Nonessential Citizen T-Shirt

So the stay-at-home advisory deemed you a nonessential worker. Now what? Sounds like a good time to kick back, binge-watch some stuff, and eat any snack within arms reach, all while avoiding laundry by wearing the same thing three or four days in a row. This tee comes pre-stained to hide any real stains caused by using your body as a napkin. So your job is nonessential, big deal. Lean into the nonessential lifestyle and kick back til the government deems it safe to return to society.

Our tees come with a 100% satisfaction guarantee, this means you can send it back for a refund or exchange through our easy online return system within 30 days.  We put our 17+ years behind every order and value our customers immensely!