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Milk Sucks T-Shirt

Milk Sucks T-Shirt

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T-Shirts are always in stock, ship wicked fast, are high quality, decorated in the USA by our staff. For over 20 years we have been known for our tees. Free returns, fast shipping, 100% satisfaction guaranteed!

Milk Sucks T-Shirt

He races around the world in one night delivering presents to every good boy and girl and what thanks does he get? Cookies & milk that've been sitting out for hours. Mmm, nothing hits the spot after a night of hard labor like room temperature dairy. Give the man something he can use, something that'll take the chill out of his bones, because "Milk Sucks". 

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Chowdaheadz has been in business for 20+ years, serving you from our New England / Boston area headquarters. We take pride in our fast shipping, great customer service, and quality products. We stand by what w sell & offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee, free returns and will ship wicked fast!