Lady LiBEERty T-shirt

If you love the USA and freedom almost as much as you love a cold one, this is the tee for you! Sure to be the hit of your next cookout, this tee features Lady Liberty herself, decked out in her finest patriotic shades. Ready to refresh anyone who needs it.

"Give me your hot, your sweaty,
Your thirsty masses yearning to crack a beer,
The parched guests of your teeming cookout.
Send these, the beerless, sun-scorched to me,
I got an entire 30-rack and more in the cah, kehd!"