I Don't Give a Frappe T-Shirt

In New England, we don't call them milkshakes. There's no accent mark over the e, and it definitely isn't pronounced "frap-pay" (that's reserved for those fancy pants eight-dollars-for-a-cup-of-coffee joints). It rhymes with crap, but it definitely doesn't taste like it. Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, or coffee-flavored, they're thick, delicious and there's nothing better on a summah day.