{"product_id":"early-bird-needs-a-nap-hoodie","title":"Early Bird Needs A Nap Hoodie","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe’s up at 5:30 by choice. He’s also asleep on the couch by 8:15. The “Early Bird Needs A Nap” hoodie is for the dad who lives in two phases — pre-coffee productive and post-lunch comatose. The one who’s mowing the lawn at sunrise and snoring through the news at sunset. Bold lettering, retro bird graphic, and a soft fleece pullover that’s basically engineered for the recliner.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft, midweight cotton-poly fleece — warm enough for an October afternoon, soft enough that the nap is basically inevitable the moment he sits down. He’ll wear it for errands, garage time, and the long Saturdays where the schedule includes one nap minimum.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePairs with the matching \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.chowdaheadz.com\/products\/early-bird-needs-a-nap-t-shirt\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEarly Bird Needs A Nap t-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for warm-weather napping. Browse the rest of our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.chowdaheadz.com\/collections\/dad-t-shirts\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny Boston dad t-shirts and hoodies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for more dad humor — and the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.chowdaheadz.com\/pages\/holiday-gift-guide\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChowdaheadz gift guide\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is ready for Father’s Day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShips same or next business day from Woburn, MA. Free 45-day returns.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chowdaheadz-Sweatshirt","offers":[{"title":"Gray \/ S","offer_id":44492106956994,"sku":"CH-1182-HS-GY-S","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ M","offer_id":44492106989762,"sku":"CH-1182-HS-GY-M","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ L","offer_id":44492107022530,"sku":"CH-1182-HS-GY-L","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ XL","offer_id":44492107055298,"sku":"CH-1182-HS-GY-XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ 2XL","offer_id":44492107088066,"sku":"CH-1182-HS-GY-2XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ 3XL","offer_id":44492107120834,"sku":"CH-1182-HS-GY-3XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0884\/9106\/files\/CH-1182-HS-GY-Flat.jpg?v=1759458996","url":"https:\/\/www.chowdaheadz.com\/products\/early-bird-needs-a-nap-hoodie","provider":"Chowdaheadz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}