Attempted Murder Fabric Face Mask

Attempted Murder Fabric Face Mask - Chowdaheadz
Attempted Murder Fabric Face Mask - Chowdaheadz
Attempted Murder Fabric Face Mask - Chowdaheadz
Attempted Murder Fabric Face Mask - Chowdaheadz
Attempted Murder Fabric Face Mask - Chowdaheadz

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Attempted Murder Fabric Face Mask

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Crows: the shiftiest looking birds in all of nature. These two are up to something, you can just tell. Is it petty theft? Arson? Tax evasion? You can safely assume it's probably murder-related. 

AND NOW TO OVER-EXPLAIN THE JOKE:

Based on old folk tales and superstitions, a group of crows is called a "murder". There are only 2 crows here, and that can hardly be classified as a group. So, therefore, they wouldn't be considered a "murder". They're trying (or attempting) to become a bigger group. Hence, "Attempted Murder". Get it?

These reusable cloth face masks made of 100% Polyester provide a physical barrier around the face. They, however, are not medical-grade, thus, not meant for medical use. Great for everyday use for overall protection.

  • 100% Polyester
  • Adjustable nylon spandex ear loops
  • Silicone adjustment beads
  • Two layers of cloth
  • One size

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