Mom's Diner T-Shirt

This establishment has been in operation since you were born, and it has one rule, "You'll Eat It And Like It". The menu is one thing and if you don't like it you can go hungry. Mom is the proprietor, head chef, and waitress and she didn't slave over a hot stove all day so you can make a face at her tuna casserole. If the menu says meatloaf, guess what? You're eating meatloaf. You want buttered noodles? Tough, she's not washing another pot. And you can't order dessert til your plate is clean. This diner won't tolerate bad reviews either. You should be grateful, there are kids starving in [insert any other country here].