Good 'n' You? T-Shirt
A little Boston-area tip for you: If someone asks "Hey Hawahyah?" they don't actually want an answer. In fact, the only acceptable answer to that not-really-a-question is "Good 'n' You?". Short, simple and to-the-point, and by far the easiest way to get out of that social interaction and back to your beer or ballgame. Now you don't even hafta open your mouth, grab this tee and you've answered them before they even ask.