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Attempted Murder Hoodie

Attempted Murder Hoodie

Regular price $ 39.99
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Our hooded sweatshirts are super soft, great quality, always in stock & ready to ship fast. We offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee, free returns, and ship it fast. ( Hoodies run true to size but If on the cusp consider a size up)

Attempted Murder Hoodie

Crows: the shiftiest looking birds in all of nature. These two are up to something, you can just tell. Is it petty theft? Arson? Tax evasion? You can safely assume it's probably murder-related. 

LET'S OVER-EXPLAIN THE JOKE:

Based on old folk tales and superstitions, a group of crows is called a "murder". There are only 2 crows here, and that can hardly be classified as a group. So, therefore, they wouldn't be considered a "murder". They're trying (or attempting) to become a bigger group. Hence, "Attempted Murder". Get it?

  • 8.5 oz./yd 60/40 cotton/polyester blend fleece
  • Gray Heather is 75/25 cotton/polyester
  • Standard fit
  • Jersey lined hood
  • Double-needle sewing on all seams
  • Twill neck tape
  • 1x1 ribbing at cuffs & waistband
  • Draw strings with metal eyelets
  • Pouch pocket

 

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SKU:CH-3697-HS-GY-S

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