You either love Tom Brady’s antics on Facebook, or you’re wrong. It’s pretty simple if you think about it.
The New England Patriots quarterback has made himself known as arguably the greatest quarterback of all-time on the playing field. But off it, everyone must know by now he’s just winning at life. And not everyone can say that. But he can.
So today, Independence Day/The Fourth of July, Brady, or one of Brady’s minions, was on Facebook. Take a look at what they posted:
Yeah. That’s right. Tom Brady with not one, but TWO Bald Eagles. Yeah he is wearing a red hat, a white T-Shirt and blue jeans too. Nice, that’s cool, red, white and blue. But what about the two Bald Eagles on his arms? Hot damn. What a savage!
Hate to be the guy who has to tell you guys this but: that’s definitely photoshopped. I’m sorry. It’s not real — as much as we’d like it to be real. There’s no way with the shadows and what not that this could be real. Yes, that’s the easiest way to tell if something is photoshopped: look for shadows and see if they line up. You might not think about your own shadow much on an average day, but when it comes time to tell if something is photoshopped or not, it is a useful too. You learn something new every single day — even holidays.
But seriously, most people should know by know: Tom Brady’s Facebook page is lit. And if you didn’t, well, now you do. And if you don’t like him on Facebook already, then maybe you need to learn how to love yourself.
Or maybe, you just need to make a Facebook. That’s actually really easy, so here are the steps to do that. Don’t have anyone to be friends with on Facebook? Who cares? Just like Tom Brady and you’ll be alright.